I Kicked a Girl and I Liked It

A girl let me drink from her slurpees, but didn’t tell me she had herpes
She took my wallet, stole some of my money and thought it was so funny
She tells me atrocious, bold face lies for no good reason at all
She sleeps with other butt guys, does them all and has a wonderful ball
Beeatch! That’s why I kicked a girl and I liked it.

She gets angry when I go out every once and a while with my best friends
She eats all my potato chips, drinks all my beer and spends all my ends
She threw out my favourite cool shirt because her gay friends didn’t like it
Bend over, you stupid, stupid girl, grab your ugly skirt and hike it
Cuz I’m gonna kick your fanny so freakin’ hard.
I kicked a girl and I liked it.

I’ll be the first to admit violence against women is wrong
But dumb girls like this will make a man not live long
She washed my colours with my whites, now all my socks are pink
I’m wearing pink socks and trying not to care what people think
Skanky girl done got knocked up and told me the bastard baby was mine
If you want to kick this stupid, dumb girl too, you’ll have to get in line
I kicked a girl and I liked it