txt u l8tr

If you goo-gol mi yah-hoo and play with my wee
I'll text you later, you will see
I'm not like those other males
I'm a robot, ****, my hardware never fails
I'm sorry I just called you a ****
that's not part of my programming, it's just a glitch
it doesn't affect the performance of my hardware
I'll text you later so you know that I care

I won't be a hater, I'll text you later
i won't be an ego deflator, I'll text you later
I made you feel great but I know I can make you feel greater, I'll text you later

When you played with my wee, it was so nice
I might text you twice
so you know how I feel
and I'll mean it for real
I hope you'll text me back
so we can arrange a meeting at my shack
and we can have a solid gold time
after I'll text you a sentimental rhyme

I won't be a hater, I'll text you later
so I won't have to be a masturbater
if you're hungry for ****, I'll be your waiter

I want you to know that i have feelings too
and I know you want me to show them to yoI'm not afraid to let those feelings show
I'll text you later so you knoI hope you'll show something back to me
like your c u n t
and your inner soul
I want to bang you in every hole

I won't be a hater, I'll text you later
I'll be a happiness generator
I want to be your **** invader