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<h6>Pray The Gay Away (Ted Haggard Polka)</h6>
V1) Sex is not for pleasure, all good Fundies know. Only pro-creation, the Pa$tor told us so. All the homosexurals, to Hades they will go, when we pray the gay away!<br />
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C) Pray the gay away 2x. They're an abomination in our world today. Hellbent for leather on the Hershey Highway. Pray the gay away!<br />
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V2) In the perfect closet, the Pa$tor, he did hide. He wore the mask of "sanctity", He even took a bride. Sired several children but now we know He lied...pray the gay away.<br />
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V3) Now Pa$tor Haggard's busted, by the male prostitute, for buying methamphetamine and playing the Skin Flute! He lost his congregation. It was a Fundie aggravation. we'll pray the gay away!<br />
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V4) Forced into restoration for religious education, clinically de-fagged in only 90 days, praise be! He's straight as an arrow. He's on the straight and narrow. We prayed the gay away!
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