Baptist Men (Just Can't get Along)

Here's a little song I wanna dedicate to my grandfather and his brothers. They were all in the KKK but they were good Christian men...

V1) First Baptist, Second Baptist, Third Baptist, four? Northern Baptist, Southern Baptist and many many more. Fundamentalist franchises but how could it be? With the "absolute truth", they still can't agree.

C) Baptist men just can't get along. They've got to be right even when they're wrong. And their kids will be fighting long after we're gone because Baptist men, just can't get along.

V2) One deacon, two deacons, three deacons, four? Head up a committee to get the will of the Lord...because the Pa$tors popularity is down in the polls...well the answer is in. Find a tree, get a rope!

V3) One steeple, two steeples, three steeples, four? They're all over town now. Oops! There's one more. Large phallic symbols for them to ignore...building their kingdoms on the backs of the poor.