Two Girls and Seventeen Women

Two girls and seventeen women since you
I’ve had me two girls and seventeen women since you
No, I haven’t gone without more than one day
Each one better than you in some way
Two girls and seventeen women since you

There was Joan, she danced and moved like I’ve never seen, since you
Always tasteful, with just the right amount of obscene
I couldn’t look away, couldn’t turn my head
At least, not until she’d been in my bed

Then there was Tara, I tell ya her eyes were out of sight
But they looked exactly like yours, and they saw the height
So I never wanted to be seen with her
But, according to you, that doesn’t really matter

Two girls and seventeen women since you
I’d say at least two girls and seventeen women since you
A stewardess and a private nurse
I lost count after the first
Two girls and seventeen women since you

How about Shannon, the most unique mind I have found, since you
Though I must admit I’m not into being gagged and bound
Come to think of it I didn’t like her too much
But she filled a need, for someone to fill

Let’s not forget Monica, after all, she was the perfect girl for me, since you
She could cook and clean and do my dirty laundry
It’s just so easy when you’re in a band
And, I’m not even counting one night stands

Two girls and seventeen women since you
There must have been two girls and seventeen women since you
A catholic school girl and a cop
One prayed that we’d go the other one said, “Turn and spread.”
Two girls and seventeen women since you

Oh yeah, Tiffany, although her real name she wouldn’t say
But, you’ll be glad to know she’s the only one that I had to pay, since you
But, she didn’t give me any grief or ****
She did, however, give me quite an itch

Two girls and seventeen women since you
Probably two girls and seventeen women since you
Don’t need a bed, don’t need no covers
Did you see that? I just had another
Two girls and eighteen women since you

So now it’s two girls and eighteen women since you
Let’s call it an even two girls and eighteen women since you
Ok, so maybe there’s been some exaggeration
When I imply sex I mean masturbation
To girl’s and women’s pictures since you