Doctor Please

Doctor please, won't you look at me?
I'm afraid I have contracted a most horrible disease.
Well, I hope it's not typhoid.
Or that dreaded avian flue.
Or mononucleosis.
Cuz that means I got it too!

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My head is constantly spinning,
my feet can't stay on the ground.
My heart is always a-flutter,
and sleep is nowhere to be found.
Is it good or is it bad,
this feeling that I've had?
I can't really tell...
am I in heaven or in hell?

Doctor please, I'm on my knees.
Is there anything that you can do for me?
Well, I hope it's not tetanus.
Or dengue fever, too!
Or even conjunctivitis.
Cuz I could catch that from you!

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Well, the doctor said it's all in our heads.
As he took off his glove, he cried
"You fools are truly in love!"

Well... my stomach's still a mess,
and my temperature's not the best.
But darling when we kiss
I swoon with waves of bliss.

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