I'll Be Ready In A Moment, Dear

Well, throughout human history it has been a mystery
as to what takes a woman so long....
They should be ready to go, but then they always say
"No, I'll be ready in a moment, dear."

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I'll be ready in a moment, dear.
Yeah, that's what I always hear.
I'll be ready in a moment, dear.
I'll believe it when you're ready right here...

Our friends will all be here very soon.
Almost ready, have you seen my perfume?
Almost ready? Please, let it be so!
I'll be ready in a moment, dear...

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You always seem so out of touch with time, my darling.
Oh relax, it'll be fine, my darling.
It'll be fine? Aren't you ready yet?
I'll be ready in a moment, dear...

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My ensemble is perfect, not a hair out of place.
Through painstaking effort I've created this face.
Now I'm all set to go, but where is my man?
Oh, I'll be ready in a moment, dear...

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