11. Humpty Dumpty Jump
HUMPTY DUMP JUMP
By Andrew Lilly © 2017 ASCAP

Oh someone thought they found an arm or was it a leg
There’s just no way to unscramble that egg
Humpty was a good egg, better than most
Now he’s sizzlin’ on the sidewalk, let’s put him in toast
Pass the salt and pepper, somebody quipped
When he heard that Humpty flipped
How to put him back together, nobody guessed
Then along came Fido and licked up the mess

One, two, three, four
The Humpty Dump Jump
Five, six, seven, eight
The Humpty Dump Jump
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
The Humpty Dump Jump
All around the clock they doin’ the Humpty Dump

So if you’re an egg man, well, coo-coo-ca-choo
Don’t sit on a wall or you could fall too
All they’ll find is a broken chair
And a skinny stockin’ for someone to tear
Some say he was careless, could’ve slipped
Was it a dare? Maybe he tripped
How could he have fallen, had everyone stumped
Then someone suggested, hell, maybe he jumped

One, two, three, four
The Humpty Dump Jump
Five, six, seven, eight
The Humpty Dump Jump
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
The Humpty Dump Jump
All around the clock they doin’ the Humpty Dump

The whole royal family, the king’s horses and man
They couldn’t put Humpty together again

Now the Humpty Jump is the latest dance craze
We can start by nine and do it for days
Twist around a little then jump in the air
It’s a rockin’ affair when the Humpsty is there
Shake your shoulders and bump your rump
Get motivated to the Humpty Dump Jump
Rihanna, and Lady GaGa up on their feet
What’s Madonna doin’ to the Humpty Dump beat

One, two, three, four
The Humpty Dump Jump
Five, six, seven, eight
The Humpty Dump Jump
Nine, ten, eleven, twelve
The Humpty Dump Jump
All around the clock we doin’ the Humpty Dump
Shake your shoulders and bump your rump
That’s all there is to the Humpty Dump Jump