3. Dick's Micro Brewery

DICK’S MICRO BREWERY
By Andrew Lilly © 2017 ASCAP

Hi-de-ho amigos, the times they are fun
Did you wash your hands good and holster your gun?
Don’t worry ’bout nothin’, no don’t you feel blue
Belly up little buddies and order a brew

We’re at Dick’s Micro Brewery, the home of Tom Foolery
Go ask the bartender, “Hey now! Whadda ya got to cool me?”
We go Dick Light, Dick Dark and Honey Dick’s on sale
Dick Wheat, Malt Liquor Dick and Dirty Dick Ale

It was an old warehouse with walls of brick
Not it’s a friendly tavern, the owner is Micro Dick
The beer is cold, the band is hot
On Friday night they’re dancin’ out in the parking lot
They’re suckin’ up Dick Light, Dick Dark and Honey Dick’s on sale
Dick Wheat, Malt Liquor Dick and Dirty Dick Ale

Micro Dick’s a family man and Mini is his wife
After 25 years and 3 grown kids, it’s been a pretty good life
The Boys: Tom Dick and Harry Dick, they’re ready, willin’ and able
And sweet little sassy Candy Dick, she’ll put it right on your talbe
We’re talkin’ ‘bout Dick Light, Dick Dark and Honey Dick’s on sale
Dick Wheat, Malt Liquor Dick and Dirty Dick Ale

Meet you for happy hour’bout quarter to six
Let’s have a chili dog and swizzle a couple of Dicks

I guess it’s getting’ time, the end of the show
But let’s pick up a six-pack of long neck Dick’s to go
They got Dick Light, Dick Dark and Honey Dick’s on sale
Dick Wheat, Malt Liquor Dick and Dirty Dick Ale