Eight O'Five Jive - I Won't Wear Flats (To Your Funeral)
I Won't Wear Flats (To Your Funeral)2:48
Songwriter: Bois, Mosser, Scheinman, Shropshire, Spencer
Publishing: Red Rudy Too Tunes, BMI

You treated me mean
Bad as I’ve ever been
But I don’t burden myself with hate
I’m strong and I’m tough
And I’ve been through enough
Now it’s time to retaliate

I won’t wear flats to your funeral
I won’t wear black to your wake
I’m gonna wear green with an elegant sheen
And my hair like Veronica Lake
I’ll see you again when you come to your end
You’ll look down and I’ll look great
I won’t wear flats to your funeral
I won’t wear black to your wake

I won’t wear flats to your funeral
I won’t wear black to your grave
I’m gonna wear red you’re gonna be dead
And I’ll give you a finger wave
I’ll out live you I’ll get a new doo
Whatever’s the latest rave
I won’t wear flats to your funeral
I won’t wear black to your grave

Stilettos….yes
Kitten heels…yes
Sling backs…..yes
Platforms…..yes
Spikes….yes
Thigh highs…..yes
Flats…..no
Boots…….start walkin

I won’t wear flats to your funeral
I won’t wear black to your crypt
I’m gonna wear heals and make a few deals
When they offer you up as legit
You should’ve known I could hold my own
You tried but you must’ve slipped
I won’t wear flats to your funeral
I won’t wear black to your crypt
I won’t wear black to your crypt
I won’t wear black to your crypt

Start walkin