PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN

PLEASE DON’T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
Mike Johnson 15 January 1979

VERSE 1:
YOU CAN BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH CREST
PUT BRYLCREEM IN YOUR HAIR.
PLEASE DON’T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN IN MY STORE.

FEED YOUR KITTY TENDER VITTLES.
LIVA-SNAPS FOR YOUR DOG.
A MANWICH AIN’T A SANDWICH IT’S A MEAL.

VERSE 2:
YOU CAN EAT A BOWL OF CORN FLAKES.
FOR AN EARLY MORNING “ROAR!”
LISTEN TO PARKAY TALK ON YOUR TOAST, “BUTTER!”
YOU CAN TICKLE THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY “HE, HE”
WITH WESSONALITY.
SURELY YOU KNOW THINGS GO BETTER WITH COKE.

VERSE 3:
NOW MAXWELL HOUSE COFFEE IS GOOD TO THE LAST DROP.
STARKIST DON’T WANT TUNA WITH GOOD TASTE, “SORRY CHARLIE!”
MILK IS A NATURAL ONE, WITH AN OSCAR MAYER WEINER.
AND YOU LOOK OUT FOR THAT SCHLITZ MALT LIQUOR BULL.

YOU CAN BRUSH YOUR TEETH WITH CREST
PUT BRYLCREEM IN YOUR HAIR
PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN
PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN IN MY STORE.
MR. WHIPPLE1
YES!
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