» I'm Batman

i've got a secret to tell
i only say this coz i know you well
i may seem timid and i may seem shy
but late at night i'm a super guy

i'm batman
i'm batman

there's no boy wonder and there's no alfred
there is a batcave, it's my backyard shed
my batmobile's a toyota corolla
i don't know a penguin but i know a joker

i'm batman
i'm batman

there's no boy wonder and there's no alfred
so get the comic books and movies out of your head
the world's full of evil all over the world
put on this little mask and be my batgirl

i'm batman
i'm batman