Ug & Goola

Way back when a couple cave men
sent out party invitations.
Said “If you ain’t doin nothin'
bring your clubs and drop on in”.

Ug mashed up some magic berries.
Goola passed out party cups.
Banged their bones against some boulders.
Shed their bear skins, had a ball.

I don’t know, I can’t explain.
Things that work you should not change.
Things that don’t you throw away.
I don’t know, I can’t explain.

Now Tommy J. and Bennie Franklin,
weary of the King George thing
went to Pine-Tooth Georgie's cabin.
Said the password slipped on in.

Pine-Tooth Georgie got no whiskey
“Not to worry” Tommy said,
“Bennie baby brought some berries”
hence the US Government.

I don’t know, I can’t explain.
Things that work you should not change.
Things that don’t you throw away.
I don’t know, I can’t explain.

Now the president and all the rest
(them cavemen that we love the best)
should set aside their modern answers,
give their master minds a rest

Maybe get some magic berries
Stick’em up their snifter glasses.
Bang their bones against some boulders.
Shed their bear skins have a ball.

I don’t know, I can’t explain.
Things that work you should not change.
Things that don’t you throw away.
I don’t know, I can’t explain.