Love Handles

Love Handles
by Amy Ames


He said, “Woman you’re always the first the let your shirt fly.
Are you okay? It looks like you’re gonna cry.
No, love handles don’t make you look fat.
Come on woman can you handle that?

Love handles me just fine.
I love handles. They’re divine.
Love handles me just fine.
Come on woman handle mine.

He said, “Everything in important in life has handles
My truck, my beer mug and my box of tackle.
Without a handle I’ve got nothing to hold
And I I wanna hold you the most.”

Love handles me just fine.
I love handles. They’re divine.
Love handles me just fine.
Come on woman handle mine.

One handle is fun but 2 means business
My Harley, my ice chest, and my tractor.
In and out handle on my front door.
Come on in and I’ll show you more.

I said, “You’ve got a lot of toys to enjoy
But I need a man not a boy
It’s really sweet you trying to pick me up.
But I’ve got the handles in this hot tub.”

Love handles me just fine.
I love handles. They’re divine.
Love handles me just fine.
Come on woman handle mine.