Uptown Pony
She's an uptown pony, takes money to ride

She runs you up and down, never side to side

You'll run outta money before she runs outta time

Man I really need to make that pony mine


My mamma always told me they ain't worth the fare

If ya do it once you'll do it till your pockets are bare

Then you take to thinkin' that that pony cares

When you run outta money she won't even know you're there

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That cold little horse will drive straight outta your mind

The harder you ride her the more that pony shines



She has a pretty little tail and her cheeks are Rosie red

And takes a lot of quarters to keep that pony fed

Once she starts a rockin' you can't get her outta your head

She's an uptown pony remember what your mamma said

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That cold little horse will drive straight outta your mind

The harder you ride her the more that pony shines


Like an uptown pony hanging out in front of the store

Looking real pretty but cold and hard straight to the core

She got the last of your money and she don't wanna play no more

It's an uptown pony that will leave ya feeling saddle sore