Somebody Tell Her
Somebody Tell her that I'm no good
Tell her I'm a fool
Tell her I'm the first To break the golden rule
Won't you tell her she'll be lonely
If she falls for me
Tell her that she don't know
The way it's sure to be

I've been known to drink too much
Party and run around
I kinda like the life I lead
And the good times that I've found
Some folks call me crazy
And I can't disagree
And the mornings when my head don't hurt
I like being me

Somebody Tell her that I'm no good
Tell her I'm a fool
Tell her I'm the first To break the golden rule
Won't you tell her she'll be lonely
If she falls for me
Tell her that she don't know
The way it's sure to be

I'd picked her up a time or two
Took her out on the town
Then one night she looked at me
And turned my world around
She took to talking marriage
And I just fell apart
I started with good intentions
But have had a change of heart

Somebody Tell her that I'm no good
Tell her I'm a fool
Tell her I'm the first To break the golden rule
Won't you tell her she'll be lonely
If she falls for me
Tell her that she don't know
The way it's sure to be

That was many years ago
And I've since settled down
We still talk from time to time
When visits are allowed
I sometimes think I should have
Made that girl my wife
But I made the right decision
Doing fifteen to life

Somebody Tell her that I'm no good
Tell her I'm a fool
Tell her I'm the first To break the golden rule
Won't you tell her she'll be lonely
If she falls for me
Tell her that she don't know
The way it's sure to be