5. Bring Me The Meat
BRING ME THE MEAT
By Andrew Lilly © 2017 ASCAP
Some only eat fruits and roots, rice and beans
Celery and such
But being a vegetarian
I’m not fond of all that much
No, give me pork chops, lamb chops,
Beefsteak or veal,
Chicken, rabbit, fish,
I could eat ’em nearly every meal
Just bring me the meat
All I want is the meant
I’m looking for a tasty treat
Come and make my meal complete
Yes, bring me the meat
Serve me lobster and ham, turkey and clams
Oysters on the half shell
Shrimp with bacon, rack of lamp
And a glass of Zinfandel
Bring me the meat
All I want is the meant
I’m looking for a tasty treat
Come and make my life complete, meat
Yeah, bring me the meat
And when it’s sittin’ in front of me,
My emotions flood
I guess bestiality must be in my blood
Oooh, bring me the meat
All I want is the meat
Don’t bring me vege-burgers, no don’t you cheat
Just bring me the meat
And when I’m chewin’ it good
I like the way that it feels
But I wanna swallow it quick before the blood congeals
Uhhh…bring me the meat, all I want is the meat
Make it hot and make it sweet
Come and make my meal complete
Oh, waitress! Oh, waiter!
Just bring me the meat