That Sorry Guy From West Virginia

That Sorry Guy From West Virginia
Whoever said “beauty is in everything”
Whoever said “beauty is in truth"
Lied like some ugly rug
Who had some dirt or nasty bug to cover up
Cover up

There once was this guy from West Virginia
Who looked a lot like a younger version of me
He did some things that should stay hidden
He did so many things, his kids should never see
Never see

And if he ever crossed your path
If he’s ever done you some sort of wrong
There’s a good chance he’s just forgotten
As the wrong stuff was done to you, so long, ago
Long ago long ago long ago

Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo

So I’ve heard it from a pretty reliable source
That he is on his last leg
And if he had enough life in him
He’d-say I’m sorry ‘n you’d not even have to ask, or beg
Ask or beg...

So believe me when I tell you
That he has sent me here in his stead
To message you in person
To convey, the regret, in his heart and in his head
To message you in person
And convey, the regret, in his heart and in his head