I'm a Limey Redneck

I’m a Limey Redneck

Verse: 1
I’m a limey redneck, I’m a simple kind of man
Every night I go to bed with a beer can in my hand
My wife wakes up each morning and prays to the almighty
Please Lord stop this man from getting beer stains on my nightie

Chorus: 1

I’m a redneck Yea! a redneck Yea! sitting on the porch in my underwear
I’m a redneck Yea! a redneck Yea! I smell real bad but I just don’t care
I’m a redneck Yea! a redneck Yea! I aint shaved and my feet are bare
I’m sitting on the porch in my underwear drinking beer all day

Verse: 2 I drive a rusty pick up truck it’s all I can afford
Can’t see through the broken windshield and all the tires are bald
The cab smells like a pig sty, there’s trash all over the floor
The roaches all took off they couldn’t stand it anymore

Chorus: 2

Verse: 3 I’m a limey redneck, I live a simple life
My sister had a daughter, now she is my wife
We’ve got ten simple children, the all seen kind’a dumb
My sister married her father, now I call her mum

Chorus: 3

Verse: 4 When I fell in love with my wife she was smoking a cigar
She had twenty people packed into her car
She said these all are relatives some of them you’ll know
They all got real famous on the Jerry Springer show

Chorus: 4

Verse: 5 After drinking twenty beers on night I fell down on one knee
That’s when I asked my wife if she would marry me
Say yes, and you can have that nice white wedding that you want
And a posh reception in Denny’s Restaurant

Chorus: 5 End