Would You Hold My Chalupa

copyright2007

Verse: 1 My wife and I got lost down in Mexico
We saw a man and stopped the car to ask which way to go
She rolled down the window, and then stuck out her head
But before she said a word he looked at her and said.
Would you hold my chalupa, and I’ll show you a the quickest way to town
Once you have held my chalupa, you will never want to put it

Chorus: 1
My chalupa, my chalupa aaha, you will never want to put it down.

Verse: 2 We drove on for an hour until we reached the town
Pulled up outside the hotel, as the sun was going down
Just as I was thinking I’d better buy a better map
The hotel porter came across and shouted holy crapp
She’s holding his chalupa, he really is the saddest man around
He lets girls hold his chalupa, just to get a free ride into town

Chorus: 2
His chalupa, his chalupa, aaha just to get a free ride into town.

Verse: 3 The hotel porter took our bags and showed us to our room
He opened up the cutains to reveal a golden moon
The room was filled with moonlight, as my wife sat on the bed
The porter stood beside her, and in a very low voice he said
I’d like to show you my burito, I really don’t do things like this at all
Once you’ve seen my burito, it will make his chalupa look real small

Chorus: 3 His chalupa, His chalupa, it will make his chalupa look real small

Verse: 4 Since we returned from Mexico life has’nt been the same
I think that naughty man and his chalupa is to blame
When we are making love I find it hard to understand
Why my wife insists on holding a chalupa in her hand

Chorus: 4 A chulupa, a chalupa aaha she holds a chalupa in her hand
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