I Want a Cup of Tea

I Want a Cup of Tea

Copyright 2003

I want a cup of tea, I want a cup of tea
I want it made in a pot, with water that is hot
I’d be as happy as can be
If I had a cup of tea

I want a toad in the hole, I want a toad in the hole
I’d give a piece of my soul, for a toad in the hole
Now I’m out of control
C’os I want a cup of tea

I want a bowl of spotted dick, I want a bowl of spotted dick
Give it to me quick, made with custard that is thick
I want a bowl of spotted dick (pause)
Followed by a cup of tea

I want a crumpet now, I want a crumpet now
I’ll show you how, to eat a crumpet now
Give me milk from a cow (pause)
And another cup of tea

I want a ploughmans lunch, I want a ploughmans lunch
I could just sit and munch, on a ploughmans lunch
But when it comes to the crunch (music stop)
I need a cup of tea