Big Boys Don't Cry

Big Boys Don’t Cry
Copyright 2007

When I was young, a boy so small
I lost my trunks in the swimming pool
The bigger boys tore them off for fun
When I got home I told my mum, and she said

Big boys don’t cry, Big boys don’t cry
Play it cool, It’s just the rule

Next day in school revenge was mine
On each boys back I fixed a sign
Please kick me hard, I’m a retard
They all ran to the teacher man, and he said

I fell in love age twenty three
Bought her a ring, then she dumped me
I asked her why, I asked her who
She said he’s got a bigger car than you, but I knew