People Don't Bite Dogs, So Why do Dogs Bite People

People Don’t Bite Dogs,
So Why Do Dogs Bite People

People don’t bite dogs, so why do dogs bite people
I’m trying hard to understand dog psychology
People don’t bite dogs, so why do dogs bite people
I don’t to bite your dog, so why does he want to bite me

There was a lady with a pit bull on the trail
As she got closer the dog began to wail
It snarled and lurched at me, I thought it was the end
She said “he really likes you, and he wants to be your friend

When you are out walking with your dog
Have feelings for the folks who like to jog
People who are jogging seem to have such dog appeal
To a hairy mutt a wobbling butt must look like a juicy meal

People don’t smell dogs so why do dogs smell people
They seem to always stick their nose in a place it shouldn’t be
People don’t smell dogs so why do dogs smell people
I don’t want to smell your dog, so why does he want to smell me

People don’t lick dogs, so why do dogs lick people
I’m trying hard to understand dog psychology
People don’t lick dogs so why do dogs lick people
I don’t want to lick your dog, so why does he want to lick me

I was watching the dog round at the girlfriends place
He licked his butt then she let him lick her face
His tongue went in her mouth, it was a gruesome sight
I just couldn’t kiss her no more, so we broke up that night