My New Shoes

MY NEW SHOES

I’ve got myself a, Case of the blues
Can’t get along with, my new shoes
The sales girl said “they look great with your suite
I knew at the time something didn’t compute
But I just couldn’t argue, she was so cute
My new shoes

Now me and the sales girl, went out on a date
The shoes were hurting so bad, I couldn’t concentrate
She said do you think I look fat in this dress
Wasn’t sure what she said, so I smiled and said yes
She said, “Wow you really know how to impress a girl
My new shoes

New shoes take a while before you break them in
But these shoes won’t give me a break,
From the pain, that I’m in

I said hey I was joking, you’re the best looking girl in the place
I wan’a dance with you bad girl that put a smile on her face
But with the pain I couldn’t move, not even my head
This is my new dance, called the freeze I said
She said, that’s a relief , I thought you were dead
My new shoes

I drove her home it, wasn’t too far
I really had a problem, driving the car
I hit the gas in stead of the brake
I knew right away, this was a bad mistake
We went along the fishing pier and into the lake
My new shoes

As the car filled up with water, she said “I feel sad”
I got something to tell you, and It’s making me mad
Those shoes I sold you, don’t look good at all
In fact they’re nearly four sizes too small
If we don’t drown, will you give me a call, My new Shoes.