Monty Show Us Your Python

Monty Show us your Python


Monty show us your python, I’ve heard it’s quite a sight
Nancy said she saw it, it gave her quite a fright
Monty show us your python, Hazel say’s it’s quaint
Jackie say’s it’s ugly, Beth said no it aint

Monty, show us your python now

Monty show us your python, I’ve heard it’s really long
Hazel said she liked it, it kind’a turned her on
Monty show us your python, someone said it’s fake
Cherry said who cares, it’s just a bloody snake

Monty show us your python, I hear he’s really grown
Sue said that’s what happens, when you don’t leave it alone
Monty show us your python, I’ve heard it’s big and fat
Jill said it’s disgusting, Anne said I quite like it like that

Monty Show us your Python now

Monty show us your python, I really need to see
Wendy said, It’s really droopy, well he looks that way to me”
Monty show us your python, show us your python now
Jill said when I first saw it all I could say was Wow

Monty show us your Python now