Warning Fair Warning

Warning Fair Warning

It’s an honor not to be nominated
I’m charmed not to be noticed at all
It’s a pleasure not to meet your aquaintance
It’s a blessing to never have to fall

I RSVP No to my own invite
Thank you goodnight in advance
A wrecking ball heads straight for the spotlight
Sorry honey, I got other plans

Warning Fair Warning
this message will self destruct
if it’s ever made its way through my hands
Warning, fair warning
Give me a boat I’ll blow it up
Before it can get anywhere near land

I think I just may need a new set of skin
Cause the stuff I’m in is way too thin
Every smile I see looks like a sarcastic grin
Hey Buddy, What’s that sposed’ to mean

Warning Fair Warning
this message will self destruct
if it’s ever made its way through my hands
Warning, fair warning
Give me a boat I’ll blow it up
Before it can get anywhere near land

You want it more
You want it more
I mean I want it a little
But you want it more

I’m diggin’ this hole that I’m diggin’
It’s lookin’ pretty cozy down there
Another drop of dirt with every bad decision
Being buried alive ain’t my worst fear

Warning Fair Warning
this message will self destruct
if it’s ever made its way through my hands
Warning, fair warning
Give me a boat I’ll blow it up
Before it can get anywhere near land