THE LOCAL BAR

GIRLS GET LOOSE AT THE LOCAL BAR.GUYS ARE TIGHT AND THERE READY TO SCORE.SOME DRESS UP IN A MINK AND JEWELS,SOME WEAR JEANS AND A COWBOY BOOTS.SHE LIKES HIM ,HE LIKES HER.LOOKS NORMAL SO FAR,SHES WITH HER ,HES WITH HIM ,ONLY VOYUERS KNOW ,"AT THE LOCAL BAR"![SOLO] LITTLE JEANIE GOT A GUN IN HER HAND.MONDAY SHES A GIRL,AND FRIDAY A MAN.ON WEEKENDS ITS A TOSH LIKE A PAIR A DICE SHE MIXES WITH THE CROWDS UNDERNEATH THE DANCE LITES,AN HOUR TO GO THE CABBIES WAIT OUTSIDE,THERE PICKIN UP THE REGULARS READY TO FLY.THE BARTENDER SHOUTS OUT ITS LAST CALL THE BAND KEEPS PLAYIN AND THE CROWD WANTS MORE,,BUT SHE LIKES HIM ,HE LIKES HER,WHO'S KEEPIN SCORE,SHE'S WITH HER,HE'S WITH HIM ONLY VOYUERS KNOW ,"AT THE LOCAL BAR" [SOLO] CLOSIN TIME DRUNK AND LOOSERS LEFT,THE RIGHTOUS ARE STIFF IN THERE FRIGIDARE,DONT LET THE DOOR HIT YOU IN THE **** WHEN YOU LEAVE ,TIP THE BARTENDER DON'T GET A DEEWEE YEA.AT THELOCALBAR! AT THE LOCAL BAR! AT THE LOCAL,AT THE LOCAL BAR!,,YEA,,,,,,,,,,, AH SETEM UP JOE! [ ''THE LOCAL BAR '' LYRICS, COPYRIGHT BPO 2011 ]