Fantastic Day

i didn't say i was looking
for a way to be good
i didn't say i was looking
for a way to be bad
what i said was i needed
a place to be felt
whether with a soft feather
or a leather belt

it's a truly fantastic day today
just a perfect fantastic day today

i don't mind being taken
around the block
in your car with the window
down you're so hot
under trees through the street
with the radio on
singing loud and offkey
to that tom jones song

it's a truly fantastic day today
just a perfect fantastic day today

i've got news for the teenage kids
on the corner
i don't need sega-vision
or time warner
just give me all the air
and that cool breeze
we'll buzz around like
a couple of honey bees

it's a truly fantastic day today
just a perfect fantastic day today