Call The Police

Last night I was raped by aliens
They came in an antigravity device
They landed in my yard ’round one AM
A president named Carter's seen one, too

It might just have been some swamp gas
But I know what I saw was not from this earth
They looked like the famous reptilians
I panicked and passed out right then.

Where’s the Sheriff when you are scared
Of little green men in your back yard
They trample my plants and screw with my mind
Can’t you see them, too?
We went on a trip to Venus and their home
In Andromeda.
Call nine-one-one.

I blink I seem to remember now
Some beer after watching “Independence Day”
An overactive imagination
Plan nine of an alien invasion.

When the sun went up
And I came down
Glad that I didn’t call the police.

Call the Sheriff when you’re abducted
But EM just killed your iPhone
Like Roswell in 1948
When this whole mess came to life
A weather balloon, a very bright moon
Or a conspiracy?
Call the Police.