Stalker

She called me on the phone
Said do you remember me
I was the hot chick playing the tambourine
I said pretty baby I remember well
The way that you looked
The way that you fell
Now I’m stuck in Tennessee in some cheap hotel
Everybody wants my money
This town is kind of funny
And how did you get my number

She said I asked Fred and Freddy called Vinnie
Vinnie asked Lucy, Lucy called Penny
I got your number and I know where you live
What I'm about to do
I hope you can forgive
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Cause I'm your stalker I'm your gawker
I'm your biggest fan
I'll be takin pictures of you
From my Chevy Van
Gona follow you everywhere you go
Every turn you take
I got the make on you
Gona track you down like an ol blood hound
I'm gona hunt you down
Like a bird of prey
I'm a gona make a you mine someday
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Well she did just what she said she would do
She wore me out like an ol tennis shoe
But I can't complain, and I must admit
She's the best things happen to me yet
Now where in the country living the good life
She don't have to stalk me
Cause she's my wife
I love waking up with her everyday
And we got a little stalker on the way
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