Frozen Water Bed
It seemed to me we were doing all-right
She hadn’t been mad
We hadn't been in a fight
Just cause I was doing everything wrong
Now I wake up cold and I'm all alone

Chorus
Sleeping on a frozen water bed
Reciting every word she said
I love you babe but I got to go
Tell all your friends I'll miss um so
Take care of your self
And take your pills
And don't forget to pay the electric bill

She left me a long list of things to do
Where I should start I haven't a clue
Clear the bottles off the porch
Rake the cans off the lawn
Before you know it winter will be gone

It all looks nice by candle light
The beer stays cold
Bed bugs don't bite
As soon as I figure every thing out
I'll be packing my guitar and heading south

Now the suns coming up and its a brand new day
She's been gone for weeks
But every night I pray
If I should freeze lord before I wake
Please thaw me out at the pearly gates