Bridge Underwater
We met in a barn out on a farm
Underneath a harvest moon
We were searching for something
And we found it there
In a stack of hay one hot afernoon
Next thing I remember it was late December
You were five months overdue
Then the years went by and I wonder why
We didn't break up then in June

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Aint no water underneath the Bridge
The Bridge is Underwater
The cows are never coming home
And you aint no preachers daughter
Aint no pot of gold and there's no rainbow
You aint getting better your just getting old
I'm in misery and I hate your company

There aint no silver lining in a tornado
When the going gets tough then I got to go
My minds made up there's one thing left to do
It's over now so get a clue
Your a ruthless red neck woman
Lord I'm so over you
Take back this ring with which we wed
I'm going to call it quits before I'm dead

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