Bad Girl All Year Long

BAD GIRL ALL YEAR LONG
Copyright © 2012 Susan Straumann

[Spoken over intro, bratty/taunting: "Hey Santa [laugh] Let me save you a trip"]
I was a bad girl
And I tried to be
I didn't care what Santa left me
Underneath the tree
My Christmas stockings
Are quite shocking
Even for me
I was a bad girl all year long

I was a bad girl
And I oughta know
Been spendin' way too much time
Underneath the mistletoe
When Santa's sleigh
Loses its way
I tell him
Where to go
I was a bad girl all year long

[Spoken in Mae West voice: "Mmmm, hubba hubba, Santa"]
[piano break]

When Santa's makin' out his list of who's naughty or nice
When Santa gets to my name he don't have to think twice
I'm a bad girl [Mmmmm]
I'm a bad girl
Such a bad girl
Santa's not coming for me, uh uh
Santa's not coming for me, no way
Santa's not coming for me, forget about it
Santa's not coming for me, no
[Spoken in Mae West voice: "But, oh! The fun I’m having! Mmmm!"]