Coffee Shop Song
COFFEE SHOP SONG  

© 2008 by David Llewellyn & Ida Kristin



Since these two started acting up


I ain’t sold a single cup


And empty seats don’t make no living wage


I can’t take this tit for tat


Cause when I get home, I’ll get enough of that


Their fighting’s gone and emptied out this place . . . with their:



”
Will you just let me finish with what I’m saying


You’re not listening to a word I’m saying


Well what the hell do you really want from me?


Why is everything all about you


I bend over backwards and for what


Don’t you give me that . . . you’re full of it

”

Was the meal okay?

You’re done I reckon


Can I take those plates before you break them
?

We wouldn’t want no flying crockery


For what it’s worth, you act like children


You rant and rage and never listen


We’ve had enough, it’s time for you to leave . . .



”Well I can’t believe what that waitress just told me


Oh what a ****. Yeah what a floozy


With legs like that I wouldn’t wear that skirt


Well her legs are quite nice really. Trust you to notice


Oh come on baby, now let’s not go there, 
You know I love you.

Hey don’t give me all that crap

”


”Will you just let me finish with what I’m saying


You’re not listening to a word I’m saying

Well what the hell do you really want from me?


Why is everything all about you?


I bend over backwards and for what?


Don’t you give me that . . . I’m done with it!!