Coffee Shop Song
COFFEE SHOP SONG
© 2008 by David Llewellyn & Ida Kristin
Since these two started acting up
I ain’t sold a single cup
And empty seats don’t make no living wage
I can’t take this tit for tat
Cause when I get home, I’ll get enough of that
Their fighting’s gone and emptied out this place . . . with their:
”
Will you just let me finish with what I’m saying
You’re not listening to a word I’m saying
Well what the hell do you really want from me?
Why is everything all about you
I bend over backwards and for what
Don’t you give me that . . . you’re full of it
”
Was the meal okay?
You’re done I reckon
Can I take those plates before you break them
?
We wouldn’t want no flying crockery
For what it’s worth, you act like children
You rant and rage and never listen
We’ve had enough, it’s time for you to leave . . .
”Well I can’t believe what that waitress just told me
Oh what a ****. Yeah what a floozy
With legs like that I wouldn’t wear that skirt
Well her legs are quite nice really. Trust you to notice
Oh come on baby, now let’s not go there,
You know I love you.
Hey don’t give me all that crap
”
”Will you just let me finish with what I’m saying
You’re not listening to a word I’m saying
Well what the hell do you really want from me?
Why is everything all about you?
I bend over backwards and for what?
Don’t you give me that . . . I’m done with it!!