Angry in the Key of G

angry in the key of G, so frustrated, before I even get to 'C'
angry in the key of G; I'm angry in the key of G!
, [that's the 4 chord].

I step inside this mirrored elevator, my eyes
marooned on some office woman's smile; I try to look like the pride of all creation, while her partner picks my pockets all the while...
I'm angry in the key of G, so frustrated...
"hey, now, did you ever see someone so angry in the key of G?"
hey, girls, are ya talkin' to me?
I get so angry in that key!!

I take my car to a fine and true mechanic. he says it needs some engines, brakes and such. it's 3 weeks later, and I try to drive it home. the guy had left his sandwich in the clutch!

I'm angry in the key of G, so frustrated...
" hey, man, just let it be."
no, I'm angry!
"he's angry as he can be."
it's not healthy for me to get so angry in that key...

I send my girlfriend to the doctor.
"oh, doctor."
I tell her, 'baby, ask the doc what he can do."
well, he says, "I like to sing."
so she taught him everything.
and now he's got my girl and my record
contract too!!

that's why I'm [chorus]
[hilarity ensues]