Cactus Couch

CACTUS COUCH
V I
I'M SITTING ON A CACTUS COUCH
SHOOTING CRAPS WITH CHEWBACCA
WHO AINT NO SLOUCH
WHEN IN WALKS THE BARBER OF SEVILLE
TAKE A LITTLE OFF THE TOP AND
TAPE IT TO YOUR WINDOWSILL

V II
PC WORLD KEEPS ON SPINNING
OSAMA BIN LADEN NO LONGER GRINNING
MURDER AND MAYHEM HE CALLED JIHAD
SAID HE COULD DO IT HE'S ON A FIRST NAME
BASIS WITH GOD

CH
I KNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW IT'S TRUE

V III
DUMMY DOWN DUDE SAYS THERE'S NO SUCH
THING AS RIGHT OR WRONG
IT'S LAISSEZ FAIRE FOR HIM
BUT DON'T YOU EVER BOGART HIS BONG
NO NO

CH
IKNOW YOU KNOW I KNOW IT'S TRUE

INSTRUMENTAL

CH X3

V IV

TWO POPES WALK INTO THIS BAR
JINGLING THERE BLING AND ORDERING
THE CHAR
HERE COMES SATAN TO JOIN THE FEAST
HE SAYS THANKS FOR RETAINING THOSE
PEDAPHILE PRIESTS

V V
BLEACHER BUMS PREFER THE SUN
ERNIE BANKS CHEWS WRIGLEY GUM
THE GRASS IS GREEN THE IVY TALL
TURN OFF YOUR NIGHT LIGHTS
LETS PLAY BALL

CH

V VI

THE CIA HATES THE FBI
WHICH ONES GOING TO BE MY
SPY THE FBI HATES THE CIA
THEY BETTER GET TOGETHER
BEFOR WE'RE ALL FLAMBE

CH
I KNOW, YOU KNOW, I KNOW IT'S TRUE. X3


FIN