Run Todd Run
Run! Run Todd Run!
You're a better man than that.
Why would you lie down next to that?
Run! Run Todd Run!
Why would you propagate with that?
We don't need more of them like that!

Big & tall, tough & mean like a machine
But you're not as mean as she
Just be as tough as you can be and stay alive.
You can drive through the snow! What a show!
But you can't shovel it like her
And you can't bury us like her
And you can't hide it quite like her
Unless you lie to yourself like her.

Run! Run Todd Run!
There's a better life for you
If you could only see it through.
Run! Run Todd Run!
Leave her domineering ways
And her caffeinated days

Big & tall, tough & mean like a machine
But you're not as mean as she
Just be as tough as you can be and stay alive.
You can drive through the snow! What a show!
But you can't shovel it like her
And you can't bury us like her
And you can't hide it quite like her
Unless you lie to yourself like her.

Be a man not a mouse
Why don't you get out of that house?
If you cannot stand and fight
Then you should hide the kids from sight.

Run, run, Todd run!
Run, America, Run.
Run, run, run, run, Todd run!