13 Good Thing That Couldn't Happen Here (Extended version)
GOOD THING THAT COULDN’T HAPPEN HERE

Verse 1

Pimps and thieves of a criminal creed,
with counterfeit profits from corporate greed,
When the money changers win and we always lose,
‘cause they buy the rumour, then sell the news
No one can stop ‘em, it’s all in gear,
Good thing that, couldn’t happen here.



Verse 2

TV News used to birddog for people,
But like the suits, now they’re just as evil.
With sacred whores, they stay well connected,
All the while real news is neglected.
If it bleeds it leads, hey thanks for the fear,
Good thing that, couldn’t happen here.


Verse 3

Up on the hill it’s all gone to Hell,
They’re drinking Kool-Aid from the same well.
The country’s “On Sale” by the movers & the shakers,
who just keep shaking their shakedown money makers,
Enough corruption to make you shed a tear,
Good thing that, couldn’t happen here.